Blog in Brief: Tortilla Chip Anyone?

photo by markhillary.

Yet another pubic novice and Girly Girl panel member, has gone down the road to Brazilia.  Bald save for a "cute" little triangle and her husband doesn't know... yet.  She's headed to the beach, and apparently, on the television show "The Doctors", the full Brazilian was recommended for cleanliness reasons.  Have you seen the host doc on that show?  I'd wax it off if he said so too!

The more I talk about waxing, the more I learn about it.  Recently, on a kid's swim meet, some 'rents and I were in the bar getting tipsy.  One chatty mom, whom I can rely on to talk openly and completely uncensored-ly, and I began sharing our know-how on pube removal.  She shared a special valentine's story, whence opon a time, she left a pubic patch shaped like a heart...and dyed it pink! 

WTF?  Coloring your pubes?  Apparently, there are a bunch of pube dying products from a variety of lines, including "Lucky Betty" (which you can order on Amazon.com).  Safer than using typical hair dyes, these dyes are much gentler and designed for the unique needs of the pubic mound.  There are a variety of colors, from Lucky Green (Saint Paddy's anyone?) to Bridal Blue (who said your pubic hair couldn't be the "Something Blue"?)  If you can talk your waxing specialist into shaping your token puff, you can dye it to enhance the effect.  For Christmas how about a Christmas tree, died an appealing Evergreen Green?  (What a fun present under that tree!)

Whether you opt to wax it, trim it, shape it, color it, or disguise it with a wig (See Rhymes With Gherkin), there are endless ways to manipulate your curly ladies!